Unpopular soapboxing ahead: Snowden's a punk. He's celebrated as an American hero, but all he did was confirm what everyone should have assumed has been happening for a decade now. This helps no one and hurts our national security and interests abroad, but this is not a popular opinion because people think the bill of…

As in black David Mamet? That's what I thought at first, but that's not that funny or that racist.

They've explicitly said "not a band" or something to that effect lately, though.

Thaaaat's what I was thinking of.

Came here expecting to dominate the portmanteauing (my former username was kissingeronimo, so...), but you hit the nail pretty hard on the head right there. I'll just add on the last name: Dedriguez.

Congrats, man! I know it's really tough to come out and I'm glad you felt comfortable enough around us to do it! ;-)

I had the same initial thought, but if it's bad for a dude to do, it should be bad for a lady, too, right? We can't just assume a person's outlook by their sex.

I would believe that but only because I see the French as they were presented in the media of the mid-20th century: cigarette-smoking beret-wearers and exceptionally rapey skunks.

If we're being really technical, I'm pretty sure he got divorced a while ago and this most recent scandal was him cheating on the "first girlfriend" of sorts.

Or it's aware of the flak that it caught for that last "selfie" and is redirecting?

I realized once when I was binge-watching it home sick from work that it's basically the televisiual version of bland, luke-warm oatmeal. Easy to stomach, nothing too fancy, every once in a while you'll get a raisin (NPR or Segel), but mostly it's just extremely unchallenging. I wouldn't call it bad, though. 2 Broke…

I learned that in high school, too, but lately learned it's not true. Merriam Webster has the first use in 1857. Also, this is English, the wild west of languages. Literally anything you can say and define is a word. Pew pew!

The tone of this article (and the text) would suggest that at least some folks do.

Paunchy? Look who's body snarking now.

There're mobile apps that let you browse it that are better organized, I think. That's the problem with it, though, it's everything at once. It's a very utilitarian design.

Oh, I get it, it's unbelievable because TEXAS IS THE WORRRRSTSSTTSSTS!!!!!onone!!!!!!11!

I mean, I'm just about to finish the last season in my current run through, so I might as well start over. I'll bring my The OC the board game. Spoiler alert: did you know that Schmidt (Max Greenfield) played a young Sandy Cohen?

Uh, yeah, but he survived and when he woke up, Julie tried to pay him to say that it Ryan who shot him and he almost did it but he ended up not doing it and the last time we see him he's getting on a bus and Ryan runs up and they share a look that's like "later, bro." Don't come at me re: the OC.

Almost like the United States, but not quite!