Ha! It's called the "Body Issue," and it causes body issues.

Penis and less chromosomal material, which leads to a sleeker, more form-fitting genome which in turn allows men's brains to work harder, better, faster, stronger.

And if a younger woman tried to run they would undermine her credibility, calling her a silly little girl. It's almost like they don't think women are good for anything ever.

I literally bought that Notorious R.B.G. shirt before I even realized what I was doing. I'm now going home to sit on my front stoop until the mailman comes with it.

Apparently the TV show is more than just her standard "Man, I've had sex with some dudes... AMIRITE?" The sketches I've seen do seem pretty progressive and up with women and junk.

I remember playing this one a bunch. From what I remember, his accessories were pretty neat.

She won the Iowa Straw Poll. Worthless, I know.

Why is "a homophobic... slur" automatically woman-hating, too? I agree that the two usually come as a package deal, but they're separate problems.

I get your point, but I want to point out that there's been no horsemeat found in American IKEA balls. It kind of seems like you're saying there is/was.

It's not that they're not smart, they just haven't been taught well. Which is why we need to cut funding to education, deluded fool.

The claim that Pando is 80,000-1,000,000 years old seemed dubious. I traced it back to Wikipedia, and it's wrong. The article the person referenced does say that certain species of trembling aspen may reach 1,000,000, but there's no evidence that Pando is that old. Wikipedia is the worst.

I thought the same thing. They're throwing the term "hobbit" around pretty fast and loose when I'm pretty sure Tolkien still owns it. Man's got a right to protect his copy... right.

How could you, sitting side-saddle on your high horse, possibly know the hardships I've faced simply for being born a white, middle class, protestant, American male? People are constantly assuming that I like brunch and college basketball.

Hold on, give me a second to let that whambulance pass...

Not on the cover of magazines because they're not pretty enough? And besides, they needed to make sure they had room for Megan Fox, a guiding voice in today's comedy scene as a whole, obvs.

Ikr? What's with that? When I was younger, high school characters were played by people in their thirties and we liked it that way! It's def worse for women, but they're doing it to guys, too. America's youth obsession is bordering on creepy.

Do NOT go to the Bronze tonight; it's vamp central.

Hey, for what it's worth, you're right about everything. They're not being forced to wear the jackets, they're thinking, breathing humans perfectly responsible for their own actions, people usually give old, unwanted, quite literally tattered clothes to the homeless, etc., etc.

If only there was some sort of institution that could teach kids about safe sex. Like, some sort of education center for children open to the public. They could teach them all sorts of stuff, too, like about books. Also, it could double as a really efficient model for selling wrapping paper.

Just to clarify: Obama-itis would be an inflammation of the Obama. So... boner joke.