What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

Do you have NYX Cosmetics where you live? Their Matte Liquid Liner is not a pen like Tattoo but it’s only $7 and leagues better. I loved Tattoo for a long time but found it dried out in the middle of my wing all the time and I had to stop and shake it. This one by NYX is a true deep black, is just as easy to use and…

I also love her makeup line and I just recently fell in love with her bright colored superbrow pomade, which there seems to be no substitute for :(

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions, and curse you - try being an openly pregnant vegan on Instagram, having a natural, drug-free home birth in water with a midwife and doula, who has the intention of raising a vegan child, without…

I saw this and was totally bummed by it. I love her and her makeup line, but damn, I can’t support that. And yes, I love how she buried it in a long list of ok things. I had to read that sentence twice because I thought I’d looked at it wrong. Looking at the comments on the post is also frustrating because lots of…

I spent the better part of my older child’s Year 3 feeling like, “So God is real, and he’s punishing me...” I often referred to him (among my girlfriends) as an emotional terrorist, cock-blocker, or “not my kid.” People talk about the “Terrible Twos” but, holy shit, just wait until your kid is bigger, faster and mouthi…

Not a fan of Hendrick’s heavy cucumber flavor. I prefer citrus-dominant dry gins. It isn’t classy, but New Amsterdam is probably my favorite gin in the world and it’s $12 a fifth.

You gotta be nice? For what to the niggas?

why can’t there be more than one woman in the game? like, the fuck?

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

I can’t take Donald Glover as Childish Gambino seriously. I’m holding back laughter every time he does one of his overtly sexual performances the entire time. The shirtlessness, the wiggling, the falsetto...it’s too much.

I’m a huge fan of the 1985 Clue movie (“I hated her sooo much, it...it...flames, on the side of my face”), but I can’t see Reynolds as Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum or Reverend (sorry, Mr. in the US) Green.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

Hotep Hogwarts sounds lit tho

Started reading quickly, without looking at the author. Got to “Stone Cold Steve Carbohyrdate,” laughed my ass off, then scrolled back up. Yup. Mr. Harriot. You never disappoint.

See, there is a great guide above for us but there is no corresponding guide to White Persons Thanksgiving (or, as it could be called, Not Quite As Good Thanksgiving).

White guy; black wife. When we were dating I invited her and her kids over to Thanksgiving dinner. I was so proud I made a turkey, stuffing, potatoes and a few veggies.

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

He’s the Dunning-Kruger poster child. It’s actually incredible to watch sometimes.

“So people are saying you’re an asshole. Here, have some money”.