I’ve worked in an office for 18 yrs and I’ve used every one of these except “more than happy to further discuss if needed” because I am almost never more than happy to do a single thing but clock out.

I’ve been watching this show with my wife and (17 YO) daughter. We all find it kind of breezy and enjoyable while not actually any good.

If I only watch one episode of Four Weddings And A Funeral, it will probably be the pilot, because I am not just going to drop into the middle of a serialized show that has all prior episodes available like a goddamn lunatic.

Melania Trump is an awful person.

“It’s not just a pair of leggings and a sports bra,” she said in a five-plus-minute launch video on the brand’s site.

This stuff is good!!! Mayo always grossed me tf out, but I’ll slather up a sandwich with this.

Also known as a "San Antonio Tuesday."

I’m not particularly a “scholar” of WW II, but I did minor in history with a concentration in the European theater of that war—and I lived in Germany for five years (had the opportunity to visit Auschwitz, as well).

Based on that education and those experiences, I can only say the following:

Americans tend to conflate…

I only pity McCain in that she managed to reach adulthood without ever learning any skills, intelligence or charm. Beyond that, it’s all on her.

Yeah as a young teen I refused to listen to my mother (1. typical, 2. she’s kind of terrible anyway) and overplucked my eyebrows. After a while they do not grow back and now I’m stuck filling in my chola-style eyebrows every single day when full brows are fully back in fashion.

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

What’s the age limit on “wunderkind”? Kushner’s pushing 40, even if he still looks like he eats sandwiches with the crust cut off.

MCCAIN: What would make you happy coming out of my mouth right now? I’m genuinely curious.

Where’s Grace Jones to give us the blow by blow of this?

I really enjoyed watching this but you’re right that the movie itself didn’t linger long. (Besides the occasional wonderment at how none of them died with the amount of drugs and alcohol they combined in a short period of time. Oh, youth.)

I too was expecting a “what’s a nubian?!” yelling Jason Lee

Right? Sex aside, I’m a gigantic chicken. I just text one of my girlfriends asking if it was super lame that I had to turn it because I was home alone and it was dark. 

I don’t care how dead a whole team of scientists say that thing is: I would not lie down next to it. We’ve all seen that scene in the horror movie. No. Sir.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.