Gord Dwyer is the most Canadian Referee name ever.

Wiz, Burn,

It’s amazing how fun games can be if the fans make noise rather than having dad rock blasted at them for every second of every stoppage of play.

They don’t want to be confused with Fake Ass Salt Lake.

Seven-four was the vote!
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So thirty-six percent said nope!
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DC United is the only one that did this correctly. 

The answer to your question is “yes”.

7. “Seven-Four” There is nothing cornier imaginable than a supporters’ section creating a chant to honor a fricken city council vote that allowed a rich asshole to build a stadium.

Agreed. If you have to hand out “How to Sports Fan like a European correctly” pamphlets, you’re doing it wrong.

Personally I’m waiting for the team/city that has the cajones to do ”VfB [Insert City Here].”

*Completely uninformed opinion incoming*

Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

I liked the MLS much better when they were doing non-countable nouns instead of its later “ATL UTD FC” nonsense. I would much rather cheer for the Revolution, Impact, Crew, Wiz, Burn, and Galaxy over the Orlando SC, LAFC, NYCFC, Austin FC, FC Dallas, Atlanta United FC, or Minnesota United FC.

Both, it’s Major League Soccer. They need to quit with the cosplay shit. The quality of play is getting better but all this Real and FC stuff is nonsense.

It’s also the name of the place that Farva likes with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks.

God, look at that sad-ass tent. I love how often the coverage of her stunts has to use the qualifier “apparently,” because the points she’s trying to make with them remain so opaque to anyone outside of her head.

I’d honestly love to see Leeds back in the Premier League after so long. Those historic rivalries deserve more than the occasional Cup matchup.

Leeds 2000-01 - Champions League semi-finalists, having beat out the reigning Serie A (Lazio) and La Liga (Depor) champions (yeah, things were different back then lol) and not to mention Barca and surviving a group with AC Milan, only finally succumbing to a great Valencia side that made the Final two years in a row.

Neymar should heed the lyrics from the famous Eminem song: “There’s no movie, there’s no Omar Epps, this is my life.”

At least Mekhi Phifer knows what a bicycle kick is.