Thanks, I would have never guessed that:

Fuuuuuuuuuuck UConn. It was their greed and lust for bigtime football that killed the OG Big East. They made their basketball fans watch games on TV against Tulane, Tulsa, and East Carolina instead of being able to make quick trips to Providence, St John’s, and ‘Nova to see their team in person against actual rivals…

Oh, no, I understand that it’s a stupid complaint in the face of the multiple suspension bridges of disbelief necessary to engage with Star Wars in the first place—and is definitely the kind of “well, actually...” complaint that marks me out as that guy on that movie.

But it’s been a burr in my ass since I was in…

While Obi-Wan stood the high ground, you studied the blade.

Obi-Wan’s “It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!” was the cherry on top of the three-part sundae of suck that was the prequels.

High ground advantage means nothing in a sword fight/saber duel, and it means even less when your saber is essentially a beam of coherent light capable of cutting through and cauterizing…

“Seltzer” is defined as “soda water” and “sparkling water” is an “effervescent beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide”.

I really enjoyed the surprise Blankman. Good stuff.

about time you guys started labeling what these are cosplays of! thanks!

I’m assuming McDonald’s founder was Killer Kroc?

Dave Thomas was generally believed to be Fast Food Batman(tm), but nefarious criminal The Burger King constantly escaped his Frostyrangs.

Friendly reminder that it’s not about rape, it’s about obnoxious internet activists telling you what you can and can’t eat.

Interesting take from someone who admitted to sexually assaulting (and possibly raping) a drunk guy.

Are these aims mutually exclusive? Why can’t this be “Hey sweet, spicy nuggets! While you’re at it, let’s also do this other thing?” The negativity makes me immediately not care about whatever they are talking about. It was such an easy wave to ride in a non-confrontational manner.

Why do you hate the poor and their reliance on renewable fuel?

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up my wood burning fireplace.

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

Battlefront 2 is incredible now. Everyone should give it a shot, this weekend is triple XP as well which will help you quickly level up, upgrade and unlock more skills.

Cow Tales - very underrated, addiction is an issue though.

5th Avenue bar tops my list for underrated. It undoes most of the vices of the Butterfinger: similar flavor but texture is much better, with a kind of wafery crunch as opposed to an amorphous orange crystal, so it doesn’t destroy your teeth even if stale. And it’s coated in real chocolate (fine, it’s Hershey, but…

Might as well just eat a bag of caramel corn with peanuts.