I’m a Yankees fan and I hate...hate...Sterling. It was kinda cool when he personalized each home run call, but it was like someone said to him “You know, people really like when you give each player a specific call.” And he decided that if people liked that they’d love it if he had more than one for each player. So…

Star for Kids in the Hall reference.

Ugh. You’re the worst.

They’re on in New York. Unless I’m misreading your comment.

TV then treated old people weird. The Golden Girls were only in their late 50's, but seemed like such old, old women. Maybe I was just young at the time, but thinking that Rose then was supposed to be younger than Julia Louis-Dreyfus now seems really weird.

I’m one of the biggest Trump haters out there, but even I think this is kind of a stretch.

The worst is if you only half read the recipe while prepping. You go out, get all the ingredients, get the god damn bush of parsley that grocery stores sell only to get to the last step of the stupid thing and read “Garnish with Parsley”. Then furiously fling the little green bastards on top because I’LL BE DAMNED IF…

I’m just trying to get some, music takes up too much time. I’m not going to tell my lady to hold on one second while I try to find something to play the music, then pick the perfect playlist.

“those who are healthy will no longer be burdened by the medical needs of the sick.”

Isn’t...isn’t that essentially what ‘insurance’ is? 

Now even World War-ier!

TIL there’s an SNL Korea.

I laughed much harder than I should have.

“Chucklefuck” is a great word. The best word. Since I only use the best words, I’ll be using that a lot.

That definitely explains all the killings and theft and complete lack of any kind of sense of communities pulling together after any natural disasters here in the US. Oh...wait. No...it’s the opposite of that. In fact I’m pretty sure the U.S. is the leader in charitable giving.

Like you said, those are all localized. It affected area x leaving the wider area fine. Because everything else was fine the aftermath essentially had a time limit. Dig out from the blizzard, help the neighbor dig out, then wait for the plows and the warmer temps. Tornado hits Red Cross shows up with supplies,…

“The former Big East dissolving definitely hurt them. The new “Big East” that features essentially a roster of tweener programs that are better than mid-majors but also aren’t good enough to be national powerhouses isn’t helping their cause in recruiting, that’s for sure.”

Ehhh....I’m not sure I agree with that.…

I feel you.

*Remembers old Apex NJ Devils jacket*

Worst episode of Parks & Rec ever.

I think a coach who runs the program “the right way”, graduates his players, and avoids scandal certainly buys himself some leeway. Most administrations, and even some fanbases, might sign up for that if it meant mediocrity at least with the occasional possibility of a great season. GTown has now fallen even below…

He played hockey for Montreal. Canadians would love Cthulhu if he could get a puck through the five hole for them.