Boom.

I can only assume you never uttered a harsh word about the number of days Obama spent golfing.

Relax. There was nothing remotely racial or slur-like in the use of the term ‘monkey’ there.

Whoa....that IS Shakespearean.

Darren Rovell somehow looks like a combination of Leonard from Big Bang Theory and George Castanza.

I’m sorry, as Sidney Ponson myself, I can’t help but notice that you forgot the Sir. I’m a knight dammit.

“Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Andrew Cuomo”

Now, would the lineup give Andrew a break between fuckings or would it just be a “get it all done and over with type thing”?

And the road maps and ice scraper?

Edit: Dammit.

We’ve got at least one in NJ.

Wow. Well done.

We have a post from 2010 popping up with a comment warning about the timestamp from 2014 in 2016. The past is trying to warn us of something...

He looks like the lovechild of Ben Kingsley and Robin Williams.

Shantel Jones, hands down. Chase Klein has to be near the top of Douchiest Sounding Names list.

Yeah, I was expecting a little more of a connection myself.

Yes. Really. People consider Breitbart and Infowars readers his base.

Keep telling yourself that’s how it is, man. As it stands outsiders/undecideds think of Trump supporters as the same whackos that swear by Breitbart and InfoWars. So Clinton supporters have a lot of ground to make up in the insane standings.

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed you went with ‘dinger’ and not ‘dong’.

I’ve read very similar defenses of the Fantastic Four, that the pieces are there they just need the right vision or whatever, to BravoDox’s before. And I don’t completely disagree with that point of view. But every time I read that type of defense I think of Harrison Ford throwing his hands up at George Lucas and…