I see his campaign strategy is identical to his business strategy. “I can’t handle the real world, daddy just give me what I want.”

He is always thinking outside the box. He negotiates “discounts” after purchasing things, he just declares bankruptcy when he doesn’t feel like paying his bills, and he buys beauty pageants just so he can ogle naked contestants! Now he solved this whole annoying “election” problem with more innovative, thought leader…

I’m sorry, I hate this. But you do you!

Meh. Her weird “I’m a sexy baby” thing is stupid, gross, and creepy.

I do not enjoy the persona or music of Melanie Martinez.

That ad was creepier than I expected...

For some reason, the line “We enjoy your play, Mr. Papagiorgio,” has become an inside joke in my family.

Papageorgiou?

I mean, what are you supposed to do if a dinner party guest starts talking about stabbing your other guests in the neck and makes a move to start smashing dishes? Just let her wreck the place? Wait for her to hurt someone?

She’s my hero! Let’s be clear; this protest would not be receiving the attention it rightly deserves without her team’s help. This is the fossil fuel industry coming up against the rights of indigenous people, and the state is hardly ever challenged to support the people over the corporations.