I’m legit starting to believe that the end is near and all the good ones are being raptured.

Yeah, those Gary Johnson votes would have totally went to Clinton instead of Trump...

You all should just be glad you didn’t grow up as a Jehovah’s Witness. We weren’t allowed to have any fun ever.

For mine it’s “where can I get some dam bait”. Don’t know why that would come up so often in conversations, but it finds a way.