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And may Spanfeller and Maidment fuck themselves with splintered fence pickets for even longer. 

Kiss my ass in perpetuity, MaidSpan. Deadspin forever. 

Wheel, snipe, celly boys!

Over on Jezebel, sports stick it to you. 

You hear it more and more, folks. 

I was getting ready to comment on this and I got hit with a pop-up ad. I use Firefox mobile, which is pretty unfriendly to ads.

Hey Maidment, I can still comment! Suck my fucking dick, you spineless goon. 

Hey, nice profile picture! Would be a shame if everyone else in the comments section had it too. 

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Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

What money?

If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college. 

Spears. If you live in Texas and haven’t gotten fried pickles at Pluckers, you owe it to yourself to try them ASAP. They are the only true fried pickles. 

I’m inclined to say Triple H is better as a babyface, but that’s mostly because his 2002-04 reign of terror was so fucking unbearable.

The timing couldn’t have been better for NXT. AEW’s show ended on a time-limit draw on a hyped-up PPV-quality match that didn’t exactly send everyone home happy. Just as Dynamite went off the air and everyone changed the channel to USA, Roderick Strong retained the North American title, the UE comes into the ring to

That’s easily the most realistic thing about these videos. 

Word is that the former developers from AKI, the studio that made the legendary WWF No Mercy for N64, are already in talks to develop an AEW game.

Aroldis Chapman is a pretty awful person on the Yankees too. He was even named in this very article.

It kinda made sense, Show was the only one who could’ve credibly taken the title off of Hall of Pain-era Mark Henry.

AEW is brand new, they just started their weekly TV show this month. Their whole M.O. seems to be substance over style and providing a genuine alternative to WWE, so if they convey that to the ex-AKI folks just right, a game could be a hit.

Big Show is a six-time world champion. I fucking wish Braun was part 2. He’s more like King Kong Bundy without the looming threat that he might actually win a championship.