I watched it plenty, I was a tween who almost exclusively watched Comedy Central when it was on. I should have clarified; the shit the puppets did AFTER the calls were over was usually painful and undermined the comedy that came before it.

The problem I had with Crank Yankers, which was enough to get me to stop watching it at the ripe old age of 13, is that the puppets added next to nothing to the joke, and sometimes even detracted from it. Anything they tried adding to it, especially after the call itself was over, was a void of comedy. I had the same…

I dunno, Monday Night Raw was pretty putrid for a while.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but taken at face value you’re 100% correct. They’re increasingly sophisticated pieces of software within an ongoing series; each with drastically different mechanics, features, rules, and roster, while the core gameplay remains the same. Kinda like Pokemon!

What argument do you think I’m making here? I understand the reasoning and incentive behind making new NBA 2K/Madden/NHL/etc games every year, just like I understand why Game Freak introduces a new Pokemon generation every few years.

Sun and Moon are absolutely nothing like Diamond and Pearl, which were also a far cry from Red and Blue. And each of those generations is for a different system. What in the blue hell are you talking about?

You said it yourself, they literally are new games. And it’s a 23-year-old franchise. They’re not going to just keep iterating on a pair of Game Boy games from 1996.

PSN offers a wish list on desktop/mobile, but you’d need to sign up for alerts from a third party to get notified if anything went on sale. I appreciate that Nintendo actually emails you to let you know something on your wish list got a discount.

Nobody gives a fuck that you’re “constantly titillated” by any amount of chest being exposed on a video game streaming site. Don’t police them over it. That’s a “you” problem.

They ran Belle Delphine off Instagram because she didn’t provide them with the free porn they thought they deserved.

They can’t all be babyfaces. Corbin is a great heel, it just so happens that smarks hate him too. That means he’s doing his job. He’s not a GREAT wrestler, but he does his job.

Who, exactly, is “us,” Jeremy?

White fudge dipped Oreos too. 

Peach rings. A pedestrian gummy at room temperature but an Experience when they’re frozen. 

Ingraham: What’s your reaction to this?

Sounds like a real Hall of Famer!

I can vouch for the occasional horribleness of the Florida NXT shows. Before one show in Tampa, former Houston Texan Brennan Williams came out for a meet and greet, to which a guy behind me remarked “that’s one big n****r.” Later during the show he was on his phone shopping for clothes that prominently featured the…

This is exactly what I was afraid of after the double-doink happened: Nagy had a scapegoat to distract from his horrible offensive play-calling in the divisional round that necessitated a game-winning FG to begin with, and that he wouldn’t learn anything because he could just blame Parkey. And he hasn’t learned a…

As soon as I saw “sugar-free chocolates” I knew exactly how the rest of the story was gonna go. I did Atkins for a minute. Never again, Russell Stover.

By all accounts, non-Gitmo division.