Metal Gear Solid 3, Splatoon 2, Batman: Arkham City, God of War (2018), Diablo III, Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando, Wario Land 4, NieR: Automata, just to name a handful.

I loved him on Hot Ones where he completely no-sold how hot the wings were and went straight to critiquing the sauce flavors. 

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical  College too?

It wasn’t for profit. It was used as a teaching tool and Parker Brothers stole it and stripped out the actual teaching part. Try again, brain genius.

A lot of Orthodox Jews do, but as Ben Shapiro is making increasingly obvious, the American Orthodox movement has become a right-wing movement first, Jewish second. 

They’re holding out for the bonuses they’re going to get when some vulture capital company buys them out, strips them for parts, then shutters the whole operation.

Unfortunately that’s probably going to be the case. EB Games used to be a thing in the States until GameStop bought it out and rebranded.

Even Walmart is starting to wise up on video games. Recent first-party Switch titles are retailing at $10 below MSRP there now.

They certainly did. Half of any above-average-sized GameStop nowadays is a novelty shop.

I just traded in a ton of stuff at my local store this weekend because they’re running a really great trade-in promo. It’s a “prestige” store but there’s more real estate devoted to Funko Pops than there is to Switch games. Not even good Funko pops either. I swear to God I saw a Green Giant figure. The canned…

Still very much around. Subscriptions are included with Gamestop’s rewards program, though you get your choice of print or digital.

Good news: This ad goes way beyond digital. I saw it for the first time before a movie earlier this month and I’ve been seeing it pretty regularly on TV since. 

I’m very rarely a “drink a six pack in one night” kind of person, but a few years ago they did a chocolate stout as their birthday beer and I polished the whole pack off. It helps that it was my birthday too. 

Ziegenbock makes me think of Plucker’s, because that’s what they had on tap instead of Shiner. And I love me some Plucker’s.

As for the math side of things, last season was a grace period that allowed players to use their usual helmet while they looked for a new one. Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady did the same thing, and they each need to wear a new helmet this season too. 

Being a douchebag doesn’t mean you’re intelligent, it means you’re unpleasant. You’d do well to learn that.

I’d like to say that I await your funeral so I can chide everyone who tries to share a personal story about you, but you and I both know that nobody will be attending. 

Christ, I used to live right there. Hated driving that stretch between 360 and 183. 

I never had anything against him, dipshit. I’m not upset about him failing to become the second coming of Walter Payton so much as the fact that he’s fucking dead.

What an absolute shame. As a Bears fan growing up in Austin I thought Benson had the potential to be my favorite player ever. He didn’t even make it to 40.