I lived in Florida for years not understanding the appeal of the Pub sub until I finally tried the chicken tender sub. THAT’S Florida food. 

This is going to sound insane to those unfamiliar, but Tampa’s take on the Cuban sandwich is the correct version. Ybor City was Little Havana before Little Havana, and legend has it that the Cuban sandwich was borne from foods of the different immigrant communities coming together in a single sandwich for the cigar…

Same fire, different asshole. 

Yep, they’re made by Pro Wrestling Tees (which would be the online store people are otherwise getting them from) but sold cheaper and IMO on higher-quality materials at Hot Topic. No AEW, unfortunately, but they still sell a ton of BC, Elite, and Los Ingobernables merch.

Yup. Almost every GameStop within 10 miles of me is walking distance away from a Target or Best Buy. If GameStop is purposely kneecapping their own release-day stock then why would I even bother going there?

They probably doesn’t have the same buying power as teenage anime fans but Hot Topic has gained a lot of cache with wrestling fans in the past couple years. It’s the only American chain store where you can buy New Japan merchandise, and one of only a few that sells WWE stuff too.

Your screed rests on the faulty premise that the Bills would have the lead on the Patriots at the two minute warning.

A 17 year old girl IS a minor, you fucking freak. 

Their meandering banter about the Cubs fan wearing a lucha mask was cute. Never thought I’d hear a Mil Mascaras namedrop during a Cubs broadcast. 

My recommendation, given the asker’s circumstances, is to sit at the bar if they have one. The bartender is usually the last member of the FOH staff to leave, and one bar patron is usually less to clean up after than even one person at a table.

Miss Vickie’s is a Frito-Lay product. 

Utz is available on most if not all of the east coast. They advertised at Yankee Stadium and they’re widely available in Florida. Finding their crab chips outside of Maryland is slightly more of a hassle, though. 

Zoe Quinn named her puppy Crunchwrap too!

The most interesting thing about the Jags this coming fall will be the wrestling promotion started by the owner’s son. 

After spending another night with the Claw last night, I think I figured it all out: It doesn’t taste like sparkling water so much as it tastes like diet soda. Approach it that way and it’s much more enjoyable.

He said “Steady, Quill” just as Quill realized something was wrong with him. 

Tastes like Robitussin to me. 

I love non-alcoholic flavored sparkling water, and hard seltzer has grown on me, but my big issue with White Claw in particular is that it’s too damn sweet. And more often than not, you can taste the booze in your first few sips if it’s your first drink that day, so that White Claw sweetness makes it almost taste…

With the exception of sports teams, “the dreaded” is an epithet of endearment at Deadspin. 

This ain’t it, chief