I was only partially sure I had just seen a Jiggy but I knew damn well it was a fakeout because they did the exact same thing with the K. Rool reveal a year ago. It was just meaner this time. 

With bonus DK64. Make it happen. 

Geralt and Doomguy would be amazing if only because they’d feel so out of place. Personally, I think 2B would be an outstanding fit but I don’t see N:A coming to Switch 

As much as I’d like all my PSN and XBL usernames to match the far more sensible tag that I set up for Battle.net, I chose MamboNumberFive and ToppledCumSilo in 2013 and I’m sticking to them. 

Because Thanos, apparently. 

I feel like half the roster has their own individual “talk show” segment these days. 

Have they written a single chorus that didn’t involve them repeating the title of the song?

You lost me at central division. 

Pelosi I could probably tolerate but AOC and Omar are cool as fuck. 

It’s been on the air for 20 years and counting. 

Word is the Brewers were one of the teams after him, and after last night I don’t blame the Cubs for taking that rumor seriously. 

Okay, Mr. Blass, that’s enough for a while. 

I couldn’t place for several paragraphs why her name sounded so familiar until I came across the word “ombudsman.” Back when I read Page 2 every single day during lunch I always made sure to stop on her page as well. It was refreshing reading, on ESPN’s website, a reasoned and informed criticism of what ESPN did at…

I dunno, he could’ve handled all of this a little more gingerly. 

I fully expect to see Wooloo have its own spinoff game by 2022. 

I don’t get the feeling that AEW is going after Eric Bischoff’s goal of killing WWF/E. They clearly want to be a big-ticket alternative that can a) give indie stars a bigger platform without necessarily having to succumb to the “machine,” b) give everyone more creative freedom where they aren’t beholden to one guy in…

Listen to Moxley’s interviews with Chris Jericho and Wade Keller for some first-person insight on that. Vince surrounds himself with layers upon layers of writers and producers just so he can go “nah, I like my way better.”

After years of hearing everyone go “ugh they’re making Dean look like a goofy idiot” it’s so wild to actually hear him go “yeah I left because I got tired of them making me look like a goofy idiot.”

That’s always been the most reasoned take on Reigns I’ve seen over the past four-plus years so it’s good to hear it from Mox’s mouth directly. Roman is undeniably talented (he was great on the mic with the Shield!) but it’s so painfully obvious that he’s just wearing the hat WWE is forcing on him.