It’s made by an Italian company, genius. I think they know what constitutes a pizza. 

Barnaby’s. BARNABY’S. 

‘Nduja is Italian and so is the guy who made that pizza. 

Jesus. 

The Rays won 8-1. 

I’m really looking forward to watching Kobe go on and Jeter himself. 

He was well known as an asshole before the Cowboys drafted him.

As someone who has massively enjoyed every second of hearing Mauro Ranallo on commentary since he joined WWE some three years ago, I’m never not happy to hear the pure excitement and joy that comes with his trademark “MAMA MIA!” call. 

The Bensons are too busy slap fighting with one another over who gets the Saints fortune to even notice they own an NBA team, let alone consider moving it. 

Can we please start throwing Mike D’Antoni in the fraud pile? I thought he was completely washed by the time he stunk out the joint in New York, and here he is with an all-world roster that would rather play itself than play basketball. He’s toast. 

It’s not fair to gauge Harden entirely on how he plays in elimination games.

Harden got jabbed in the eyes early in the series and they’ve been bloody as fuck since. You’re not just seeing things.

Steve Nash would like a word on your “best PG of the 2000s” claim. 

But that’s all Houston has!

Nuggets, Blazers, or (including this just because they weren’t on your shortlist and I’m an asshole) Spurs. 

You sound like every shitbird Republican who advocated for a bathroom bill. Take a long hard look in a mirror and then headbutt it. 

Oh they became incredible like the second they dropped the face paint back in like 2016. They turned heel, saying people booed them anyway when they did the face paint and the war chant so they weren’t gonna do it anymore. They started dressing and talking like East Bay hoods and going after everyone’s faves. They did…

I’m not sure if the 10 hour allowance for new games includes the annual sports games, but at least on Xbox it’s a full game download of anything in their archive. So if your friends have Madden 19, you’d be able to download that and play with no issues. 

They’re still pretty widely regarded as the best tag team in WWE, but since they moved back to Raw they’ve pretty much just been making the Revival look like goofs.

The Raw and Smackdown after Wrestlemania are supposed to be the biggest imaginable iterations of each show every year, and instead we got... more of the same. There’s supposed to be new talent, new feuds, explosive new things happening, and instead we got the same run-ins and slapped-together tag matches we always…