Where’s Wallace!? WHERE’S WALLACE STRING!?!?

That should apply to my cousin, Richie Incognito. We’re all a little worried about him.

Let’s just focus on how fucking amazing Off the Wall is. I’m a uniter, not a divider.

There needs to be a law in which, if you have a cool last name like “Riddleberger”, but you’re a shitbird of a person, you forfeit the name and immediately are forced to change it to something humiliating, like “The Talking Anus” or “Kinja”. 

I’ve gone camping with a mixed group of guys for 25 years and the Led Zeppelin level of music on the playlist has dropped from over a dozen songs in 1991 to “Going to California” at the end of the first night*

Some people weren’t LIKIN’ it.

Ha! I actually have an old Ludwig 14"/16"/18"/26" with 15"/18"/20"/24" Paiste 602's set up in my living room right now as I talk shit about Zep. I think that, like you, these sounds are absolutely classic, but the songs they’re in I really just don’t need to hear ever again.

That actually works out okay - after the bombs come down, if just you and me are left, you can have the world’s last copy of Off The Wall, and I’ll take Thriller.

Nobody is more overrated than U2.

Wow. A chance to see the most overrated band since U2.

Wow they all look like composite sketches of Zodiac Killer suspects.

Thank goodness I grew up in the years before dating sites when you viewed all potential mates only through beer goggles. Life was simpler then.

You were the Ace of Freebase?

Me, too. Thank you, Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(VIA Variety)

GAY SHOWS

Sooo meaty!

Joel was well ahead of the curve on this one. He made fun of them when all Kim had was a big ass and a sex tape

That show, when it was still on Fri. night, was a great way to wrap the week.