Yes, Johnson has promised that Britain will leave the EU on 31 October. But he’s also fathered at least one love child during an affair, and a rumoured second. You obviously can’t trust him when he says he’ll pull out on time.

They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.

a bandaged and robed man named Cletus

I think that it means ‘natural causes’. If the cause of death was unknown it’d probably be described as ‘unexplained but not suspicious’, which would suggest to many – given her comparatively young age – suicide. It seems that it’s not that, thankfully, so I would guess something like cancer or heart disease but the…

I knew “The Rocketeer” would be next. After that, it’s gonna be harder to guess until like 1998.

Just play the ‘E’ double stop and alternate pick and you’re in business...

Roxy Music - Roxy Music (45th Anniversary Super Deluxe Edition)

Nothing wrong with pimping your own stuff, it’s part of the job.

Why was I not already following Nick Offerman and Aubrey Plaza on twitter? ... Okay, mistake rectified.

Isn’t there a certain value in recognizing a terrible person being humiliated? It may not make me a great person, but in a world where the worst people imaginable are coming out on top, I like a reminder now and then that it isn’t always so.

This guy reminds me of Peter MacNicol in Ghostbusters 2. Anybody else?

Oof, if he wasn’t such an irredeemably awful human being, this would be depressing. Imagine going from having the exact life you wanted as a high-profile gadfly, appearing around the country with a legion of young people howling for you, a book coming out and politically triumphant in nearly every respect to...this.…

I was in a band awhile back. Despite my best efforts, Fortunate Son was on every proposed set list.

Thanks to a last-minute deal with the estate of Joe Cocker, protagonists who can no longer feel good will be permitted to feel alright instead.

the sixties are an important and exciting time. 

See, this is more like a Han Solo movie should be. It’s about Han Solo, it should be fun. The actual Solo trailer looks...stodgy.

I’m pretty sure it was a direct send-up of My Mother The Car, a 1965 sitcom for which Simpsons producer James L. Brooks wrote a few episodes.

There are pornos less sexually aggressive than the original.

“Jesus!”

“this is, after all, a studio comedy, which these days are almost all self-actualization lessons in disguise”