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I had no rooting interest outside of disliking robo-Brady and their high functioning sociopath coach, but I’m very happy. I know my Bengals will never ever win one (we had our chances when I was a child and now are too poorly run to ever be a threat) so schadenfreude against the Pats and Steelers is all I have to…

Well congrats on the SB win. I don’t know if you were truly hopeless before the game or were simply laying down a perfect reverse jinx, but I feel I can speak for 95% of the nation when I say better you than them.

No problem, we make the movie about Alice’s time fighting steampunk vampires on the Somme and romancing international art thief Ernest Hemingway.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

One and done. She’s well practiced at the no fucks face.

Yeah, but Millies Agent can get a package deal with the Khaleesi - just no titty!

Wow, I’m surprised they published your comment. It’s too bad clarification takes some of the fun out of it. Nonetheless, the Carlin in me hadn’t smiled in a while.

I once ate history’s greatest Muenster.

Maggie Gyllenhaal comes to mind.

We’re both Jets fans? How did I not know this?

I love those first two pictures of Alice, especially the second, sidebar, one. I’ve seen lots of pictures of society misses from a century or more ago, and most of them seem to be striving for ‘wouldn’t dream of going against social mores’ in their facial expressions. Alice is more ‘I have no f**ks to give.’

WRONG!

Natalie Portman gangster-rapping will never get old for me. Ever. But I was still holding out some hope Vanessa Bayer would come back for one more Totinos spot this year. The lack of her not feeding her hungry guys was definitely felt.

Saturday was spent mostly sleeping. The only think I really watched was Toonami. Seeing the block as it is right now, it kinda amuses me what shows are airing given the whole situation with women in Hollywood right now. One show has a woman walk around in bra and panties everywhere and seduces a young boy, another has…

That’s not fair; he does a horrible Michael Jackson impression as well.

Please tell me what I’m saying wrong. Simply refusing to address the points I’ve made and attacking me on irrelevant side issues, is not fair, although I sadly suspect you’ve gotten what you want, which is to make me (an ironically borderline asexual) man feel even more guilty and awful about his sexuality than he…

Prince was first. Tom Petty was second. Left shark was third.

I just hate YOU, really.

Many of the members here are just hateful misanthropes who are fundamentally incapable of deriving pleasure and enjoyment out of any piece of art, hence their desire to see as many major artists destroyed as possible.