Kars for Kids has been a nightmare for anyone who grew up in the New York metro area. The fact that it’s now national is a sign of the deterioration of society.

No, Robert Urich is SWAT. You’re thinking of Robert Vaughan.

“All we need is a new offense, defense, and some rule changes!”

“Will the Jacksonville Jaguars ever win the Super Bowl??”

I was happy to know that Remaining a Cleveland Browns fan was worth points.

What am I? Some kinda assho?

There almost was. Multiple spinoff ideas were discussed but never came to fruition.

I’m still hoping for a spin off that takes place in the 70's and is about Peggy and Joan becoming badass detectives for the NYPD. Instead of good cop/bad cop, they’re both tough as nails, do-whatever-it-takes kind of gals. Pete somehow ends up back in NYC (Trudy finally kicked him out for good) and is a sleazy…

Didn’t you wait till the scene after the credits of the last episode of Mad Men

Yeah, and... Alan Freed was based in Cleveland. Arguably the first white man to popularize the phrase “rock and roll”, hence the museum being there. I think.

It’s almost like every article is just an opportunity for him to tell us what the correct way to think is, which is always exactly what he thinks.

I know what I want to see.

I love how things end for Piven’s character (and Craig Kilborne’s) at the end of Old School, too

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Friend of mine had a long running affair with Callahan. He’s exactly who you would expect him to be. She was about 40 years younger than him at the time.

recognitions, are you a man?

Hank Williams and Buddy Holly? You kids and your damn guitar music. John Phillips Sousa, now THAT’S music.

I hate that movie so fucking much

All hail Linnea Quigley, the One True Scream Queen.