Valid point sir. I should have broken that sentence apart properly.

I stand corrected Sir. I was alive during Thatcher’s reign and I vividly remember her tactics.

Sure thing snowflake...don’t you have a lonely basement to get to? I’ll wait for “cuck” and other brilliance.

But we’ll miss you so much! Come back! You’re like the slow little brother I never had or wanted!

LOL - “Cuck”. You sound like a big tough man behind a keyboard Chief.

I see what you did there...well played.

I like the cut of your gibe.

I get the gimp mask but you HAVE to explain the raw chicken. I’m an old man so I don’t get the crazy sexual mores of you kids today.

My oldest daughter is kind of like that: however in her defense she’s incredibly helpful with the youngest (2.5 years old and a true DIVA already)

How much of that 80% is him with high waist pants? Daddy-O Dick Contino would approve.

Valid point. I just meant they can’t fuck up any worse than we can. They can still fuck this world up plenty good.

Ooh, someone is a keyboard warrior beta male! As someone whose house is filled with women, it’s less about begging for approval than hoping for five minutes of peace and quiet.

Is that supposed to be a coherent sentence? Outed as what? Dude, in all fucking seriousness if you can make my wife and kids vanish from some temporal wormhole where they actually didn’t exist I’d like to see it.

I wish: maybe she’d get the hint by the very obscene pornography I browse. What’s a guy gotta do to have a rubber porky pig mask and overalls added to the fun?

Films where the male protagonist is less attractive than me. So basically the film “Cabin Boy” and that’s about it. And even that is borderline.

In the way you confuse cleverness with stupidity?

I’d like to think that the suckiness of Jar Jar is universally understood somehow. Maybe that’s how we heal this split country: our hatred of Jar Jar.

Remember when we could just agree that Han shot first? What the hell happened since then?

My middle one is one of those kids who wants to help with everything. It’s endearing, but it can be annoying at times. She’s pretty handy with a rake however.

“Bitch” is pretty funny. Second, your spelling is clearly atrocious. Third, your English seems pretty terrible as well.