You are literally a bigger monster then Jimmy Carter.

You sound like a Castleton snob!

Not related in any way: I’m going to the ACL festival in Austin and have no idea what you kids listen to these days. Any recommendations?

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE...SMOKE SHE IS ARISING! FIRE!

Come now, every one knows Jackie’s magnum opus is “Sgt. Pecker”

I’m on episode 11 (from the FUTURE!) and holy fuck is this show heartbreaking and brilliant. That’s all I want to say. Now, I’m going back to watching my heart break on a weekend that already has me mourning Harry Dean Fucking Stanton. Pass the Johnny Black.

Hey Zod...yeah, I’m here but not enjoying it. Remember when AVClub read like a great on-line magazine as opposed to something that links with Jezebel?

I want to simultaneously smash a bottle over your head and ask for a hug and cry like the scene in Mad Men. Are you going to post HDS talking to Fry’s dog next?

There’s not enough beer to pour out for his homie.

I genuinely feel like crying. I’ve been watching him in films since I was a kid, and I became obsessed with him when I first saw Repo Man at a drive in when it first came out. As I got older and I read books like Danny Peary’s Cult Movies, I began searching out his films (along with Warren Oates obviously: and to me…

GOD do I love Miami Connection. It’s definitely something that exists.

As a guitarist who much prefers the first Rage album even with the clunkiness of some of it, you’re description is not deterring me from liking it.

I’ve never seen that meme before (the man and cat) but holy shit did I just spit take in laughter at work.

UGH...Strong Island. Back in the early 90's there was a whole group of Guido style D-bags (precursor to the Jersey shore style bags) who called themselves the “SIB” (Strong Island Boys) who pretty much went around beating the shit out of anyone they didn’t like or find similar (as a ‘burn out’ I can remember brawling…

Needs more shoulder pads...and wire hangers.

Forget Breaking Bad: I’m dying to see the Brady Bunch Hour, “Vincent Price And H.R. Pufnstuf” !

You know, pre-Kinja this board would be up to about six or seven hundred by now. Anyway, obvious joke song would be that ‘Short-short man’ from way back when (and I won’t dignify to bother looking up) and less obvious and more meaningful song would be “Life is White” by Big Star, which seems like Chilton’s “Positively…

It’s too fucking catchy to be depressing.

You’ve sold me on it! I’d post the Futurama “Shut up and take my money” but I have zero faith in shitty Kinja.

Huge fan here of Sleazoid Express (waiting for Nightmare USA to drop a bit in price) and I want to add that every film you listed is fucking great.