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Don’t bait him. He’ll do it.

Yeah I am weirdly impressed by her. Wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to push her into an active volcano, but impressed nonetheless.

I think installing Sanders as spokesperson may be Trump’s most actually legitimately genius move. She is such a clod, her whole manner is so insultingly dumb, she says such infuriatingly awful things, all the time, but because she’s a woman, and because she stays deadly calm while spinning Trump’s lies she doesn’t…

Hey look guys. Pizzagate is real. 

Ugggg. I don’t want Time Warner and AT&T to merge but I don’t want Trump to have a victory over CNN.

They raping everybody out here.

Morrissey is the fucking worst.

And if Moore wins; you wanna bet that he doesn’t end up expelled (which would require 2/3rd of the senate to vote for)?

If Roy Moore loses, it means redder-than-a-baboon’s-ass Alabama is sending the rest of us another Democratic senator.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

I am looking forward to weekly plumbers tips from McAdoo & Tomsula Plumbing & Heating in the 2018 Jamboroo.

Unless McAdoo is calling plays like “Throw a shitty INT” or “Completely fail to block that pass rusher”, maybe the players should share a TINY bit of the blame. Just maybe.

Let’s leave Ben’s McAdoo out of this.

“This isn’t a guns situation,” Trump said as he directed the blame at the behavior of a “very deranged individual [with] a lot of problems over a long period of time.”

*Eli walks through the door*

The Rams game was the cue to start playing “Layla” and everyone must go; starting with the wig salesman Morrie (McAdoo obv.), Stacks (Reese) and Carbone (Eli, frozen solid like Han Solo).

“Giants 2018: Let’s Go Get Our Shinebox”

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