Don’t worry about me.

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

It’s not. But we live in a time where you are supposed to tip 25% and never ask for anything that would require an employee extra work.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Will this horrible woman never go away?

She’s like the original AHCA

oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever

Meh, he can’t land a backhand but he hits a reasonable forehand. That said, those pics belong in the FUPA Hall of Fame.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

No. The entire judicial system is built on the premise that it’s better for 10 guilty to go free than 1 innocent be jailed. Yeah, it sucks rapists get off more often than not, but you know what sucks worse? Being jailed for decades for a crime you didn’t commit.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

Theresa May of the Pyhrric victory.

Diana, in graph 9 you state the defense brought witness after witness. I believe you meant the prosecution.

“When I was younger, it went everywhere. That didn’t work out too well.”

“ I appreciate your work. But ...” Hahahahahahahahaha. Why don’t you just say “I’ll say something nice at first so I don’t sound like I’m being a jerk (but I’m really being a jerk).”

Cosby supporters.