You get many moms applying for jobs at the car wash, loser?

Now I’m judging you, because calling someone “awful” for having a frank conversation about how we—women—perceive and change our looks is pretty awful in and of itself.

I’m a married woman who kept my name. Been married for a decade now and have not had the desire to take my husband’s name (even though his is SUPER easy to pronounce and spell and mine isn’t. Something about it being harder to pronounce makes me even more interested to keep it - because they have to work hard to…

I think a jawline was definitely installed! She went for all the options plus the service warranty.

Has David Foster married and divorced the server yet?

“sexy bodycon jawn”

Anytime someone says something negative about a person on a reality show, they shout back, “You are just projecting! That’s what’s wrong with YOUUUU!”

Landon is the WORST

Wow. That’s really offensive.

It’s not one quote though... she goes on and on. And even if it were just the one quote - nah. That shit is DEFINITELY racist.

This is what President Nixon had to say about the Legal services Corp, which President Shaytan plans to DEFUND —-

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

You could have just responded to that instead of condescending about her language.

This!

US Mail is the best! Did you guys know that it is the only form of communication that it is illegal for a government or private agent to read without a real court order from a real judge? Did you know that first-class mail will get pretty much anywhere in the US except Alaska and Hawaii, in three days of less?

He hammed it up as a chubby sergeant in Hacksaw Ridge. Not very believable (Garfield was quite good). Had lots of lines like “The Nips are on our tail!” and “We’ve got company!” and same such. Miscast, he looked too well-fed, you’d think he’d give up beer for a war movie.

I don’t know I think the star of the show was Madeline’s daughter. “I’m trying to help you. Woman.” I chuckled at that line.

I’m hearing from my city people that there was not a single arrest in Philly. Suck it trump!