Ugh, he’s like what if a Subaru was a person.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

You know what tho? I get her non apology, cause stealing is a THING for middle class/rich white girls. It’s really wild actually. But it is. It’s a coming of age thing for them and they do it all the time like it’s nothing. They go to CVS or wherever and just steal shit cause they can, and because they are white and…

He had every piece of control over his own decisions.

I mean, I loved Lady Bird in part because it felt a bit like wish fulfillment. I’m Black, and my mom worked 2-3 jobs when I was a teenager; she’d raised me and my sister by herself since I was 6. We had a hard relationship when I was a teen in large part because I felt like I couldn’t have the kind of selfish blow-ups…

I hate drinking cold drinks without a straw so I bought some stainless ones and I carry them in my bag. I just take them home and run them through the dishwasher.

“Adrian Grenier Is Mad at Starbucks for a Different Reason”

To everyone who still wants to believe that Markle isn’t *really* black because she has a white parent and she identifies as mixed:

I watched my wife configure her dream car while we watched television a few weeks ago. I’m sneaking it into the garage the evening of the 13th.

I watched my wife configure her dream car while we watched television a few weeks ago. I’m sneaking it into the…

Next time read the other comments before putting in your eleven and a half cents, pumpkin, and you’ll sound a whole lot less like Dotard Nation.

Could have done without the close up of his gaping shit hole

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current…

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

I think the suggestion that he’s gay is totally off-base. Men have low libidos too, and men can be fussy about sex too. It’s harmful to presume that every low-libido man is actually gay, since it forces performative gender roles on men and women and leads to people talking around or dismissing the actual issue causing…

This is gospel, all of it.

The row boat was from the ship to the shore. There’s a scene where you see the ship in the harbor.