Everyone who insisted Kim faked the robbery can queue up here, I have your crow. Eat up!

(an occupational hazard when you’re a woman writer, a life hazard when you’re kind of a bitch)

UH AIMEE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I appreciate his gestures, but I am disappointed with the level of help he’s provided.  As far as embodying the image of a courageous knight in armor, fighting for more decent prison sentencing and conditions, he falls short.

Ashley, can you ask Ted Cruz to explain this fucking coat?

Me until Tuesday night.

Before anyone jumps in with “she had SUCH a horrible childhood!” Let me just say for the record, I don’t believe a word that comes out of Bethenny’s mouth. And I’ve known PLENTY of people with shit childhoods who aren’t as vicious, vindictive, and condescendingly snide as Frankel. She is a legit terrible person, skin…

Story 1: So, let me offer the following backstory: I’m lactose intolerant. That’s it, that’s the whole backstory.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

BILL AND MELINDA GATES, FOLLOWED BY CLINTON.

BILL AND MELINDA GATES, FOLLOWED BY CLINTON.

I find Bethanny intolerable and I'm not sure why she continues to appear on this franchise.

Yeah I have no idea what tht was about. To me it was so clearly him.

Not to be that person, but *Reading.

Hollywood Vampires? How apropos, since Johnny has been sucking the life out of nearly every movie he’s been in for the last decade.

Aww, this did my heart good. I’m glad your daughter is speaking and growing.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

All while arranging Panera Bread baked goods one passes off as their own in their formica kitchen. Can these ladies please can it with the putting on airs and pretending to be posh?

The ones who tip well are usually those who have experienced not having money before. My brother is a bartender at a nice restaurant and man have I seen some country club looking kids skimp on the tip.