itsjustbad1
itsjustbad
itsjustbad1

Not very good white guy who played for Chicago and Atlanta. I'll say... Jeff Blauser.

“Yes, we’re very offended.” —The boner pill companies.

You would think at this point Leafs’ fans would be tired of seeing somebody in a Maple Leafs jersey shit his pants.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

I read it. Turns out they just excerpted a bit of Burneko's recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich.

Truth. Will I remember the centerpiece at my table, no matter who designed in, in what kind of vase, what flowers they are, etc.? No. Will I remember the name of your band or DJ? Probably not. Will I remember specifically what dinner you served? No. Will I remember if you made me pay for drinks at your wedding?