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My Daughter: Yeah, one of the girl’s father is living with us now.

I mean I will never understand these kids getting wrapped up in the damn metals. If you ask me, it’s all just one big cult of personality

I bet he has lots of grey comments on Harriot posts.

Yeah, they absolutely missed the message.

LOL. I’m old enough to know these Cee Uou Next Tuesdays are all grayer than a fucking ground squirrel.

imma call bullshit on this brand because there's no WAY Trump thinks something labeled "Bronx" is classy enough for him.

If this happens on TV, support those of us who tell you it happens all day, everyday in Corporate America! When I told my boss about an racial insult that I handled firmly but professionally in the moment, and I told him NOT to report it because ‘the black’ ALWAYS loses. He agreed to keep it to himself, noted for

Prince was one of the most brolic mofos who ever lived and not once did I question his sexual orientation...nor cared.  Anyone who questions Billy Dee on this, ain’t worth a flying fuck off a high dive.  

I hate to beat a beat joke into the ground, but he’s not even a budget Eminem; he’s more like a budget Fred Durst (and also don’t look that guy up). 

He would have assaulted her no matter what she said or didn’t say.

First gambit: physical aggression and violence.

Boy you really drank the Marie Kondo Kool Aid, huh?

I hope the stress from the impeachment trial kills him

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

For real I want MSNBC & CNN to spend as much time talking about this shit as they did Hillary having the flu. I mean noted douche bag Chris Clizzia was constantly harping on about what a big story that was. This man lives off of fried foods, gets no exercise and wouldn’t know what a vegetable looked like if you told

Or it’s possible Obama knows firsthand that the majority of the country is moderate? A majority of the Democratic party even. So he thinks that getting the votes of a) moderate Democrats, b) independents, and c) Trump voters who voted for him in 2012 (about 13% of Trump voters) will take a more moderate candidate than

Reality bites. This is our reality. Either you vote for the person who is living in reality or you vote for the person who is selling you a pipe dream.

The Democrats can’t do anything unless they get elected. And not just the White House, because if the GOP still controls the Senate after the 2020 election, Moscow Mitch will block every bill and every judicial nomination that comes along from a Democratic president and Democratic House. From someone living in the

Charlamange slow dances to Old Town Road.

He’s not wrong.