White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…

Yes. 

Gene Kelly was one of the hottest men of all time.

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

Everyone has had a crush on Gene Kelly at one point in their lives. He was hot.

Gene Kelly is my masculine ideal. Even in high waisted pants. 

I have a sneaking suspicion that she hated her husband more than she loved her children. 

People of means get sweetheart deals from prosecutors every day of the yeay, but this is the one a special prosecutor gets put on?

These folks are definitely amping themselves up, the same way that anti-choice folks do. Sooner or later something truly ugly is going to happen, and of course all the “nice” ones will shake their heads and offer their sentiments (looking at you, Rob Schneider and Jenny McCarthy) while continuing to add fuel to the…

Moment of silence for Mandy Moore’s music career that never was because of that scumbag Ryan Adams.

I get the sense that Miley loves Liam but she wants an open marriage and it’s a deal breaker for him. I can imagine them getting back together and splitting up again and again because they seem like the loves of each others lives, unless Liam finds someone pretty and boring and vegan and settles down.

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

If she’d slid over the concrete dressed like that, her bare arms, chest and back would look like raw meat. There is no way this isn’t staged.

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

Don’t feel bad for GenX, we thought the dreads were awful from the start.

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

I would buy the shit out of that racist ass house in that racist ass community. Then I would make sure I was armed to the fullest extent of the law. Then I would fly my american, BLM & Marine Corps flag proudly over my 22 acre mini kingdom. Then I would throw on my “BLACK BY POPULAR DEMAND” shirt and go to all their…

All the racist memorabilia and the framed KKK application were left SPECIFICALLY to offend and repel Blacks and other minorities as part of the ‘Gentleman’s Agreement’ among whites to keep neighborhoods white, even when leaving!