The success of Ed Sheeran will forever remain a mystery to me.

Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

Poor impulse control, lack of brains, and a sense that the rules don’t apply to him, is my guess.

Help?

Tyler is famously bi sexual 

These conversations reaffirm my best decision to date: not to procreate. I know rationally spanking kids is wrong, but damn if I wouldn’t spank my kids if I were a parent.

Oh goody, more Redneck Restoration Hardware for me to not consume.

The world seems to love them and . . . .

He fits very neatly into politicians I would hate bang.

You’re gonna need a helicopter evacuation from that horse, friend.

As a convicted felon who waited since 1984 to finally vote, WOOHOO!

Did you read the series about how it all ended? Starts here: https://medium.com/@mikeredmond/what-happened-to-the-superficial-part-one-6334bfaa836e

Kind of surprised Pink is the New Blog didn’t get a shout out.  I read almost all of these at some point during their peak.  PITNB and Trent were definitely on that list. 

This story, this dude and that photo all seem like they’re from 1979. 

He may be a republican, just maybe not a tone-deaf, homophobic, racist, chauvinistic piece of crap!

“Thanks for the breakdown, Mr. Harriot. You’re not your average runaway and a credit to your race.”—Racist 5 Year Old

You are the cutest thing in the world and i want a novelization of that summer.

Jesus, there’s like 10 replies to this comment. To give some clarification I live in a mid-size city/the ‘burbs. I’m used to full service grocery stores that have like 10+ options for everything you can think off (shout out to Publix!)

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

RIP “Wow, this blew up. Um, I don’t have a Soundcloud to promote but here’s a few places you can donate to.”