Are you saying you black out three times a week?

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

Everytime I see this poor child I feel like he’s wishing he had sisters named Sasha and Malia.

I don’t even wear make-up but I hope I can afford some stuff from her line 😍

Well apparently someone is already working some conjure on her, got her looking like she 44...

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

Stahl’s face in that screenshot will inevitable become a meme that will mean “What.... the fuck are you even talking about??”

Grey’s Anatomy is legitimately one of those shows I was convinced went off the air around 2010.

On inspection, I believe this school *is* in Northern Florida, and Northern Florida is basically hell.

...have you been on a dating app recently? As a woman? In the South? Becauuuuuuse, well, I’m not quite sure how to put this:

Oh no, no, no. Tiffany Haddish is too damn good for Tyler Perry! Hasn’t anyone told her that?!!!!!

Why the fuck would they offer an employee money for nothing? They weren’t her friends, they weren’t her family. I would never expect my employer to loan me money.

Are you serious? If you’re struggling to make rent, YES.

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.

the two things that is criminally under reported is (1) the shooter literally carved swastikas into the side of his gun and (2) the school has a very large jewish population

Christopher Manuel looks pretty black to me.

LOL, for whom is a $250+ bottle of scotch a gateway whisky?

Hm, she’s had her face tweaked recently.

I came here to let people know that Dana Loesche’s children are home schooled. She doesn’t give a shit about school safety.

yes