What the ever loving fuck is Melania wearing? It looks like a table cloth.

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna drop some acid for shits and giggles 😉

I know it is bad to hate, but I have never hated anyone or anything more than I hate this fucking dumb fuck so-called president we have right now. What an asshole.

Oh my goddess! What a gorgeous baby!

Okay, but that Fenty gloss is actually really good.

I never understand cashiers who care enough to report stuff like this. I remember I used to work in a sort of high end place, and there were a group of girls who ran a gift card scams and I never paid attention, because who gives a fuck. 

I think she looks modern and chic whereas Kate looks like a Christmas bear. Well played, Meghan!

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

Totally agree. I also live in the area and the roads here are a hellscape. Thanks a bunch, entitled snowbirds.

Good, because legally and morally it wasn’t her fault — it was 100% the driver of the car the man was a passenger in.

This is heartbreaking so instead I will pretend this article was about what I first thought upon reading the headline, which is: a schnauzer who is 81 years old and also a queen.

The one with the purple and red hair?

*cough* That’s not her. That’s the rapper.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

That’s not what Time is saying by picking a cut-off, and I think it’s ungenerous to assume that they are.

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

he’s just sleeping off a ten day coke and underage twink bender

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

they have to try really hard to make it less obvious that it’s clearly just mike huckabee in a wig

Fuuuuuuck, nothing is surprising anymore, the entire administration is fucking garbage INCLUDING Sarah’s makeup person because that contouring is way too fucking intense, this is not an E! reality show for the love of fucking god.