Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

he’s just sleeping off a ten day coke and underage twink bender

It’s a crime to lie about it to the FBI and Congressional committees, and to ask the head of the FBI to drop the investigation, then fire him when he doesn’t.

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

they have to try really hard to make it less obvious that it’s clearly just mike huckabee in a wig

Fuuuuuuck, nothing is surprising anymore, the entire administration is fucking garbage INCLUDING Sarah’s makeup person because that contouring is way too fucking intense, this is not an E! reality show for the love of fucking god.

Nope. Sorry. I’m old and this is all brand new.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

I’m hoping that Uma’s delay is her preparing - talking to lawyers, PR people, Hollywood elite, etc. to construct the most eviscerating, damaging takedown of Weinstein we have ever seen.

These trolls actually make me miss the days of TomatoFace.

As crazy and self-absorbed as he is, I think maybe Kanye has helped her be a little less of a navel-gazer.

Let’s face it, turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving. Side dishes are what I come to the table for...

Who invited the white guy?

I once left Arab Thanksgiving early to make it to a White Thanksgiving and it is the single biggest regret of my life. For real. At least 5 tables of spread (not counting the dessert or drinks tables) and ~100 people in attendance compared to a congealed green bean casserole as 4 people ate in silence on a couch…

Frozen is a great choice too! I think there’s a stigma against frozen veg as well.

Nick Nolte had his moments when he was younger, though.

A lot of people talk like that.

There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.