What is that glorious Whitney gif from? I can't stop looking at it.

I also recall reading that all of the victims had criminal backgrounds which also silences them.

Are we obligated to take care of our elderly parents? I was not aware of this.

Hmmm...I seem to remember sports commentators saying Serena was too old and too out of shape/fat/not hot enough for their boners. I'm looking at you Whitlock.

I saved my elderly neighbor - a man - from his abusive young boyfriend. I saw him run out of the house and looking disheveled while walking my dog. (This dude - while older - was always flawless.) I asked him if he needed help, he said yes and I got him in my house. His bf then proceeded to bang on my door until the…

Everyone else should just go home. Alfonso Ribeiro was classically trained in dance, if I recall.

The Lil' Wayne shout out is adorable.

Rick Ross is an AWFUL rapper. He ruins everything. You know who's not lousy? School Boy Q, Danny Brown, Action Bronson, and numerous others that aren't awful.

Awww...I'd like to meet her for lunch and wedding watching. She's adorable.

I'm 39 and can't take hormonal bc. You would think my doctor would be pushing Paraguard on me, but he REFUSED to give it to me because I have not had a baby. He basically told me to just use condoms. He's also constantly asking when I plan on having a baby. (I don't!)

I have natural spiral hair and my hair is AWESOME in the humidity here. Like, people stop and ask me about my hair. AND all I have to do is shake it out after a shower.

I honestly haven't been around a toddler in around 30 years (when my sister was little), so I can't usually catch what they're saying.

She's super cute, but I couldn't understand what she was saying.

Oh, for fucks sake.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Pax for life!!!!

Drusilla did a version of The Yellow Wallpaper? How the fuck did I not know this?

Oh shit! I'm busted. I'm "fat as fuck" in real life. Whatever the fuck that has to do with anything.

I bet you're creepy as fuck online.