This is easily the second creepiest roommate story I've read today.

And candlepin bowling, though that's probably subsumed within one of these other categories.

What would God want with a schlumpy undergrad?

Seriously. Just another BIASED headline from the LAMESTREAM media.

I actually find the use of the word "unsound" even more disturbing. Like not only is the meat diseased, but it failed some sort of psychological test while trying to enlist. "This meat is UNSOUND and UNFIT to serve in any capacity."

Well sure, if they're asleep and you really line it up.

Yo, you got the juice now, Jesus.

I can only handle Yahoo comments when I am in a 1) Really shitty or 2) Strangely upbeat, borderline manic mood.

I, for one, would love to Kanye lead a flock of birds home in some kind of bird-like flying contraption.

I would add 1993, the last year a Canada-based team won the Stanley Cup.

When it comes down to it though, I'm a bigger fan of over-the-top Kanye quotes than over-the-top Drake quotes. Kanye once said that one of his greatest pains in life was that he would never be able to see himself live. That's awesome - it's pure hubris AND pure carnival barker ("Step right up! I'm so good it's painful…

I think Sharknado is a movie that was put together with the intent to be talked about more than watched. As long as people are talking about it and tagging it and advertising can be vaguely tied-in, the movie "works" as it was intended. I don't know anybody personally who actually bothered to watch the damn thing (and…

Aw, now you're getting my hopes up for an Albany show.

This sent me dashing off to Wikipedia, and I see that his death is speculated as:
1) Shark Attack OR
2) Saltwater Crocodile Attack OR
3) Cannibal Attack OR
4) Drowning

Argh, I was gonna say, not familiar with Hallstrom's work but "Cider House Rules" has kind of a "bloodless indie move-type" reputation. I think it could be a really interesting story if done well though. Fingers cautiously crossed.

As a more sophisticated moviegoer, I only care for films where I know whose ass it was and why it was farting.

Wow! Corresponding to the four cardinal elements!

Oh man, Lithgow in "Cliffhanger." That was some quality villainy right there.

The words "biased" and "supposed" contain normative bases which are beyond the scope of this article. You are also overlooking the key fact that McGruff + Pot Stash + Grenade Launcher is a hilarious combination.

I contend it would be a worse title.