I'll stand up for On Deadly Ground as, well, certainly not good but most definitely funny. Where else are you going to learn what it takes to change the essence of a man?

Clearly not a Star Trek: Insurrection fan.

Oh shit, squibbons! I loved that FUTURE one, as ridiculous as it was. Glow in the dark sharks!

Seriously! I remember my parents taped one of those old stop-motion dinosaur documentaries off of PBS for me when I was little, and I watched it constantly.

Well there's this guy David Icke…

Absolutely. I still think this movie is absolutely hilarious, and even the throw-away lines are great. "That's pretty low, mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you…"

It's one of history's great tragedies. If cooler heads had prevailed after the assassination of the Archape Ferdinand war might well have been averted.

Gorillas in the Mist But Different Ones

I slightly prefer Kubrick to Altman, but both are excellent, and any taint-licking is entirely unnecessary.

That is indeed excellent.

I'm going to stick up for local news here. Sure, the jokes are hacky and there are more stories about bake sales than are probably necessary. But sometimes… Sometimes you get an Accidental Dong in the Background While Reporting from a Locker Room, and that makes it all worth it.

Has Fred Schneider ever done a covers album? 'Cause that would be amazing.

I have to say that I've enjoyed both Kim's classy response AND Frank's bitchy response here. This is the not-overly-noteworthy lineup change that keeps on giving!

Because of the Oscars, it's technical possible to open a paragraph with,"Roberto Begnigni, an even more decorated actor than Peter O'Toole…"

Well, if we're going with a Dead Kennedys-inspired show on E!, I suppose it could be worse.

That does seem a bit rough though. I mean, most orthodonic procedures aren't really medically "necessary", but people don't get busted on for getting them done (once the braces come off anyway). People are always going to try to make themselves more attractive, or in my case somewhat less fugly.

Borg-head Schreiber, they call 'im.

Killanor Rigby, picks up a gun from the ground where an explosion has been.

Well, it's racist, but it'll buff right out.

"Dear Penthouse, I can't believe this happened to me…"