Author bemoans EXTREME ONLINENESS of celebrity and how they MUST reply to every dumb thing, then immediately begins to reply to every dumb thing said by EXTREMELY ONLINE celeb.....

All comes down to how the hearing breaks - if they want to punish the outcome vs the intent.

The same reason so many people married Liz Taylor. Because it’s meth-level INTOXICATING!!!!!

Thought it was an unfair crack and dig at the editorial writing staff yesterday when a commenter’s comment ripped them apart for story headline redundancy and constant repetition of the same eyeball-grabbing tropes, but then.....

Alas....

Anybody else find it cruel to ask their delivery person, postal worker, UPS or FedEx employee to perform a grueling, back-breaking workout just so YOU can get a grueling, back-breaking workout from the comfort of your domicile?

Anybody else find it cruel to ask their delivery person, postal worker, UPS or FedEx employee to perform a grueling,…

Holy shit, that smile on the banner image for the video is the embodiment of “Burning smell? What burning smell?” 

Pretty obvious if you think about it......

If this was a promotion for Nathan’s Famous the Great One’s record of 92 in a season would be in serious jeopardy.

This year, the Canes have introduced the “Storm Surge,” a choreographed, coordinated team celebration on the ice after every home victory.

I hope the dance team at least had decent moves...

Did someone say sexy socialism.....

To be fair, Kobe was fully committed to anally raping a helpless resort worker and dangnammit he honored that commitment!

Honest question - in case a rebuild happens would they rather keep Jones or Werenski? Werenski has the slight lead offensively but he’s way below defensively and also a left shot. Right shot D always come at a premium and while Jones is nearer the big payday it might make sense to extend him early and then see what…

Everyone who’s anyone knows to always dine with a comb; how else can one ensure haircare perfection of their nearby dining doll?

The game is so fast that it’s really tough to judge intent, contact, rulings, penalties etc. by replays. Unfortunately for Cole he got the worst possible combination of everything for what looks to have been a garden-variety annoying play that guys do on every shift.

Cole tucks in his elbow at the last moment, but he’s already committed to getting a piece of Kuzentsov, and that’s where the upward shoulder shrug gets him into trouble. The shoulder shrug might even have been a defensive move by Cole but it came at the worst moment. If Cole had just gone across and made contact with…

Cole didn’t brace himself for protective reasons, in the video above you can see him spot Kuznetsov at 0:55 and basically line him up for a “scrape”or “bump” type of interference that hopefully wouldn’t get caught. However Cole’s shot went from harmless to harmful due to two factors - 1) Cole chicken-winged his elbow…

Holy shit, apparently the ultimate sign of dignity is never taking your suit jacket off indoors.!

Dude is definitely an alien wearing an OOH-MAHHN skin suit, trying its damnedest to trick the caffeine-dependent electorate into making him supreme leader.

Holy Tacoma, my 2003 Camry LE had a nicer looking interior that this endless horizon of shapeless pleather.