Did Station design this kit, because the fascia looks eerily like robot Bill and Ted:

The Raptors are obviously still shook by Pusha T’s ethering of Drake.

The ground impact wasn’t the worse part - he conked nogs with the defender right at 0:17 of the video, which had him out on his feet before falling down to the pitch.

You missed the other sports-related Scott Pruitt corruption favor from the Times article; fantasy camp at Nationals Park!

Come for the dongers, stay for the steeplechase.

Was really hoping Eichner had finally gotten the “Timejack” pilot picked up, where the protagonist can change the era he’s in but only when he masturbates, no matter how great or terrible a time he’s having.

Even if he messes with “Playing with the Boys” I’m gonna be really mad.

Trout, who has maybe the prettiest righty swing I’ve ever seen

Let’s do Entourage in Hawaii, but with less cars and nudity and more terrible CGI! That’ll be Nielsen Gold!

Don’t think there’s enough electricity in the universe to enact justice on Benz and Bimmer drivers........

Musk...... claimed Pravda would move forward as “soon as I’m done working on the Model 3.”

Bull Thursday nicely complements Bear Friday.

My mom is dead.

Color me as blaming the victim, but is there any stat as to how many pedestrian deaths occurred while the vehicle had the right of way and the pedestrian crossed into the path?

If his reunion with James Tiberius resembles the tenderness exhibited here, break out the kleenex....

“...sitting down in a theater and watching some actor play a young Trump as he makes a bunch of money by screwing people over just sounds like a dreadful way to spend an evening.”

Remember the White’uns.

“For years we’ve watched Hertz use OJ Simpson as a figurehead,” Pegula said. “We need a spokesman.”

Build more housing. Build more housing. Build more housing. Drastically increasing the housing supply in major cities will reduce the artificial scarcity of housing and bring down housing prices and make housing more affordable for everyone.

According to the AP report, Pruitt’s full-time, 20 member security detail has run up well over three times the cost of his predecessor Gina McCarthy’s part-time detail.