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KOMPROMISED, KROOKED KUSHNER!

Yeah, it was elbow not shoulder. Brainfart definitely got the best of me.

And the JR Richard story is heartbreaking. Had a debilitating stroke at 30 due to undiagnosed thoracic outlet, almost died on the field, but the loss of feeling and strength destroyed his ability to pitch. Was basically on the Randy Johnson track

Too small a frame, which with his delivery caused his shoulder to give out early (Lincecum is a close modern analogue). He dominated and is still the GOAT with what he had, but his natural composition and mechanics were never meant for long-term use.

Only one 300K season in 1997, but also had only one 300K season in 1999.

She runs like Ben Affleck - stiff as a Lego piece.

Admonishes dude who “delved into insults” then immediately calls him “pissy” when every response by Lozo w/r/t the parting of ways has been mature and reasonable. Fuck this guy with a rusty nailboard.

Pete Sampras officially only won 11 majors; his chest hair has rightful ownership of the other three:

That’s the brilliance of it. Just embrace the warmth, like a sailor slowly drowning in the Adriatic.

Ahh, now I got who you were linking to, it didn’t format correctly in Kinja.

Dude, he’s their public editor:

Like “facts” that people don’t like, so they must now be “alternative facts.”

This deserves all the stars.

So, she’s actually right about something?

All about that fivehead.

Found an excerpt of their standards:

Pretty sure he’s a combo of all three: musical variety of Noel, punchable face of Liam, and hair of Peter:

I’ll see your McBowlingshirt and raise you a pair of obnoxiously tinted sunglasses worn at night....

His correction if laughable. Uses same words but rearranges the context and structure so completely it changes the story in a way only seen in the Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror.