A certain Mr. McDonald would like a word with CC

So Cecelia Gimenez now lives in NYC?

Introducing the 2017 Lexus Aztek

This humongous backside is Shades of Aztec:

Is it too late to add this as an entry for “Cars with the worst proportions?” What is even going on with the quarterpanels?

C’mon you can’t blame IK for this: that beard bald spot just screams “Put Fist Here!”

So he’s not racist, he just treats everyone like slaves? Sounds fair and balanced to me!

To be fair, most cars you’ve reviewed using the new format are. Much, much better......

The flyin hawaiin’s composure is commendable having heard that Caity took the buyout. I’m dying right now.

Read this:

Yes, you can do it with different materials but with each one the degree of difficulty in said welding, cutting, gluing, riveting, securing, finishing, etc etc changes. Also, it’s very difficult to “hammer out” an aluminum panel correctly and have it maintain its structural integrity - as others have said aluminum has…

When you say “last time I checked, aluminum is a metal....” you might as well be saying “I have nipples Greg, can you milk me??

As Ernest Hemingway would’ve put it -

How about a rock star car made by a rock star for a rock star? And understated elegance is its middle name:

I’m glad I was able to rise a couple of inches to the occasion this time.

Totally true; All Lexuses are the color of “the dress”

I’m getting way more of an A6 vibe from the lights: