itsgotelectrolytes2
itsgotelectrolytes2
itsgotelectrolytes2

‘That guy looks like the kid next door,’

Not a single actual buyer will ever drive like this. EVER.

“Long, Gushy and Somewhat Confused” sounds a lot like my adolescence........

Wait, dreads AND a unicyclist......

There was widespread speculation about the injury but nothing confirmed. They kept it on lockdown although people in the know knew it was bad. See the articles on fulltiltnyr.com about it.

It shakes your insides, as my wife put it. (In a good way. She loved it.)

Subtraction by addition.

The upside-down “World Class” at center ice brings the absurdity level to 11.

While I appreciate the argument you posit for the banishing of numbered reviews, at the same time I still think they served a useful purpose of providing somewhat empirical rankings on the many great vehicles you reviewed. My only real issue was with how the categories were scored: some reviews based the score off of

The man was way ahead of his time; he already knew the power of cat memes

That's actually my email signature....

Whatever, at least they didn’t copy Audi and dub their their ultra high-performance line the “L”

While also amazed, I’m more perplexed he didn’t use the term “well-spoken;” I would’ve won the board in my game of racist/sexist bingo.

it's not like he's Staney Kubrick reincarnated or something

clues of impairment in his performance

Pretty sure this is the two word distillation of his preference in women.

When the hell did Arod steal Bartolo's chin?

I don't know what to call this, so I'll just let it stand on it's own: