J.R. Smith on Cleveland: "It is a city."

She just wrote Miserable Shitehawk's post for next week.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

Skull...almost...out!

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

The Gas Law he should be more worried about is probably actually Gay-Lussac's second law, that's the one that has to do with the pressure of a gas under changing temperature with fixed volume. Boyle's law deals with the relationship of pressure and volume, at a fixed temperature.

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

Should have been you, Peter Kings salary.

Can I nominate Marshawn Lynch for the 2014 Deadspin Hall of Fame?

Like Lynch is the only guy who considers his dick his teammate.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

I'm a Blackhawks fan. Carcillo is the worst. He's the Suh of the NHL, just not as good.

That doesn't even make sense.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

He's obviously not fat. Anybody with two i's can see that.

I love that idiot.

That happened to me once in high school. Except I fell stomach side down and broke both bones in my forearm trying to break my fall.