I hear the Staples Center is available.

Severely Deaf, great name for a metal band.

"My dad says that Bhutan's a bastard gas."

What's up with that pale dick?

I thought the Coke ads were better.

Clay Travis neither.

I'm a big dumb idiot, I tell you what.

ball for the place-kicker?

"Here you go, son, eat the ball."

"Joe Rogan still look like a penis...get this penis man off my screen."

What we now call Kobe Bryant's 'Mad Cow' period is marked by many beautiful dishes and exquisite sculpture art.

Fifty Shades of Grey Camo

MFW I realize I'm basically Joe Theismann.

California Chrome's owner.