S lotted alongside Julius Randle, the Lakers potentially have their frontcourt of their future. The backcourt ... not so much.

Wow that took me waaaaay too long to find him given how much he stands out once I noticed.

Finally joined The Eagles...

God Speed.

Lake Michigan does not have a beach.

Started reading the headline thinking pantsless pervert was going to refer to the guy behind the podium with the mustache. Then finished headline and started laughing.

Hit 5 more and then retire, Alex. You know you want to.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

I agree with you. As someone who doesn’t care much about comic books, I find the films to be okay for what they are. I think there is a different standard most people use when it comes to these kind of movies because of the legacies these super heroes have created over the decades. Capturing their essence while not…

Me too honestly. Long, CGI crapfests, fight scenes that just go on and on, and the non-fight scenes just have people drone on and one so there can be some reason (which doesn’t really make sense if you had 2-seconds to think about it) for another fight scene.

All of them?

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

"Watch Jimmy Fallon"

Anything to drown out Reggie and Kenny is fine with me

Can we please talk about the constant fake crowd noise TNT has been piping in all night? It's pretty hilarious, especially in the early events.

I actually thought he sounded pretty good. He dunked better, though.

BEACH MODE