He's obviously not fat. Anybody with two i's can see that.

I love that idiot.

That happened to me once in high school. Except I fell stomach side down and broke both bones in my forearm trying to break my fall.

Patricia Driscoll accused him of smashing her head into a motorhome wall three times.

More like Deep Threat, amirite?!?!?!

I cannot be the only man to shed a tear today. We lost a good one today.

[guy has never seen UFC before]

Yeah... confession time. I actually hate Braveheart.

1. DougExeter

Also: old people. Ugh gross.

"What if I told you that idiots are real?"