XOXO, Gossip Girl. 

Oooh, I’m going to start using this hashtag. Thank you!!

It was written in as part of his script, so I’m thinking this was the best they could come up with...

My (crazy) optometrist told me this a few years ago, and at the time I was like, “okay, I mean... maybe?”

And then last year she told me I should be taking Potassium Iodide to counteract the radiation coming in from the Japanese power-plant meltdown, and I decided to get a new optometrist...

Their mission statement sounds like the Team Rocket Motto...

Lol, go back to Instagram Holden.

Oh hey, it looks like Holden’s friend made Kinja accounts!

The comments on this thread are amazing.

You never checked the DOB on his driver’s license?

Yeah, seems like there was something else going on there...

Ah, see, I love Survivor because there are some absolutely amazing situations that would have only happened on Survivor. Plus, Probst is probably my favorite reality TV host of all time. The newer seasons are really good, although the most recent one was a bit boring.

His tastes skew a bit... younger.

This is much better than her ring. Thank you for sharing :) 

You’d be surprised. If your boobs are big enough, sometimes it’s more comfortable to wear a bra than not.

Really confused as to why it matters that her father and husband are dermatologists... SHE is a dermatologist, and that’s really all that is relevant here. 

I am so sad Survivor isn’t even nominated. What is up with their Jeff Probst-hate? 

Yeah, I love me some Aunt Lydia, but Thandie should have this in the bag.

Clearly no one saw him in A VERY POTTER MUSICAL, or you would not be saying such mean things.

James Cameron or Steven Soderbergh were my other thoughts, but Stone seems the most likely.

I’m thinking Oliver Stone or James Cameron. They both seem like big enough dicks to have said this.