Pelosi, who has now served in Congress for more than three decades

I was just in London for work and several of us went to an authentic Neapolitan place that made giant personal sized pizzas. Of course they are delivered uncut, and one of my colleagues was confused and incensed by this. She proceeded to ROLL THE GODDAMN THING UP, and ate it like a giant Neapolitan pizza-burrito.  I…

Those monstrosities along Hiawatha Ave in South Minneapolis?  I lived in the neighborhoods behind those (Longfellow area) for years and was pretty sad to see those go up.  My wife and I were renting a 3 bedroom house with a finished basement and a fenced backyard for cheaper than those fucking condos.  I don’t know…

On the surface, Lady Butterfly shouldn’t be that hard to beat.  She has like 4-5 moves.  Her unblockable air move is brutal because it can 1-hit you, but if you use shuriken to knock her down it’s fine.  I say all of this as a person who rage quit because I couldn’t beat her.  I guess that shows the depth of the…

This is gross and unnecessary, and the people who approve of it should be shipped off to an island to live and die in the squalor and violence that the immigrant families were trying to avoid by coming here. Compassion and dignity are dead in this country, and Nazis are back in style. Fuck this world.

YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM!!!

I don’t understand the SoCal natives who refuse to drink tap water.  They just won’t do it.  People bring their own bottled water to my house when they come over because they know I don’t buy pallets of that shit at CostCo.  They don’t even trust the water filters in the fridge assuming they have one that dispenses…

I’m 5'10" and fluctuate greatly from 245-255 pounds. I work out 4-5 days a week (weights and cardio) and bike to work a couple of times per week on top of that. I know for a fact that if I ate healthier I’d probably drop the 20-30 pounds that would push me from a 38 waist to a 34-36, and an XL to an L shirt size.…

Write something about the Illuminati! I want to see if the dead letters from that group match the psychosis of the Alien truthers, or the Boston sports fans to be honest.

I’m not an actor, and this is all speculation: I don’t think it’s that hard to ACT in a super-hero movie, as one of said heroes. Chris Evans is a perfectly fine Captain America because Captain America is a milquetoast army guy who doesn’t like bullies and bad guys. Is that top notch acting? No probably not.…

I’m guessing it’s a fake tattoo with some kind of brand or something on it. However my nephew’s 17 year old girlfriend has a matching forearm tattoo with her mom, and she got that tattoo when she was 14...soooo I dunno could be real?!

I really just want an oil-tanker full of rancid music-festival diarrhea to pour it’s contents all over that state dinner. Fuck everyone in that room. 

You bite your tongue. This team is too good and too much fun to have that happen, I won’t hear of it! And of course it happens when I have moved away from Minneapolis and can’t see them play in person very often =(

I’m a cis male married to a cis woman and I 100% want abortion to be affordable and available to everyone, everywhere. My reasoning for believing that is simple: A) I’m incapable of giving birth so it’s not my place to tell someone who can that it’s wrong. B) I’m an atheist, so religion does not dictate my moral…

Obama was referring to Kanye jumping on stage to dis Taylor Swift =D

My wife and I are lucky enough to have insurance through work that is pretty solid, but the quality of care we’ve received from doctors since moving to California has been sub par. I went to a GP for a physical and blood work, and she tried to sell me essential oils and diet supplements. I reported her to the medical…

How is Big Buck Hunter so far down?  What the fuck is this?  I don’t have the words, man.  

“It’s like a cow pissing on a flat rock” is how I like to describe a heavy downpour. A remnant of my southern upbringing. Thanks grandpa.

I say this as a lover of the books and the show, warts and all, but part of me wishes this show had never been made. The over-analysis of it has driven me nuts, and I think the world would just be better if it had never existed. Are Weiss and Benioff getting death threats yet? Reddit and Twitter are cesspools but man…