This times a million.  Six Feet Under has the best series finale of all time.  Gut wrenching and satisfying.  Breaking Bad was a 10/10, but Six Feet Under was 11/10.

Bubba Buckaloo was seeded so poorly.  That one is going to at least the Elite 8 of NOTY.

It also means “King of the World, World”, so it’s like a name AND a decree all at once. 

Pickled red onions are so...damn...good. I love them. Raw red onions give me the same reaction you have.

I’m right handed and I exclusively use the left shift key. The only key my right pinky ever touches is the backspace key.  I just tried to type “properly” and use the right shift for the left hand keys, and it’s like I had a stroke and was re-learning how to use my hands.  

Red onions are trash unless pickled!  Also, Scott Conant called me a loser and blocked me on twitter for making a self-deprecating joke about red onions and poorly cooked pasta.  He’s a little bitch.

Unpopular opinion time: Divinity 2's game-play sucked. The stories and writing and presentation were 10/10. However, unless you went online to find a pro guide for building a team with complimentary skills, you’re screwed. You can’t just create a character that you think will be fun to play. You have to spend hours…

Holy shit that was my first concert too, the ‘97 pumpkins tour.  I was 12 and my 17 year old sister took me with her, and her friends, AND my parents didn’t even force her to do so!  

I saw my roommate’s girlfriend in her underwear the day I moved into my fraternity’s house my freshman year of college. He neglected to inform her that his new roommate would be moving in that day.  When I arrived at the house they showed me up to the room and I went right in, and there she was hanging around in her…

I’ll take “fuck this stupid earth” for $2000 Alex.

Well done. The exec assistant to the two VPs on my floor keeps a very well stocked snack station by her desk. It’s risk/reward though because you either get in and get out with a tasty treat, or you get spotted by one of the VPs from their offices and they call you in to small talk before you can get away with the…

This is prime Girl Scout Cookie season and any cube-farm type office is inundated with requests to buy them, and little shrines to cookies at the ends of the cubicle rows. This is an optimal work food for three reasons. Number one: at $5 a box they don’t break the bank. Number two: super easy to eat, no mess. Number…

“I am not a supporter of President Trump or his policies”

I made the mistake of buying AC Odyssey right before RDR 2 came out.  I abandoned it and beat RDR 2, and now I just can’t stomach going back to an open world game.  Plus AC: O is so overwhelming with activities, ugh.  I feel bad but I just can’t do it.

He’ll likely settle for millions of dollars, go to a good college, get a law degree, and eventually become the new Mitch McConnell.  Privileged, white, racist, and ready for power.

Mike is an asshole edge-lord and people don’t want him around just as much as he wants to avoid other people. He even calls himself out on it:

There may be an age difference between us but my first exposure to pro wrestling was the Attitude Era WWF versus NWO Era of WCW. While I do enjoy some of the later personalities in pro wrestling, I just couldn’t get into it once the insane story lines and outrageous characters started to go away. It was hell deciding…

Fuck Trey Wingo for this. The Super Bowl was SO BORING, but I kept watching, because you know what? Sometimes football games get exciting at the last second! Also, statistically, Super Bowls featuring the Patriots have extremely boring and low scoring first halves.  The second half is usually where the action is.  

Duncan Hunter is a legacy congressman who represents CA-50, which is the eastern inland portion of San Diego. It’s a huge district full of pro-military gun-and-wall-lovin’ republicans. It’s been solidly republican voting since 2002; tough district to flip.

Two words worse than New Years’ wedding: Halloween Wedding. A few years ago it fell on a Saturday, so a couple I know decided to get married on it. They also made it masquerade themed. It’s a close friend of mine but thankfully I was not asked to be in the groom’s wedding party.