Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

People are gonna bitch about not having a lot to dissect from this trailer, but that’s fine!  The trailer should NOT SPOIL THE MOVIE.  I’m a fan of this trailer.  I hope they don’t release more, but I’m sure they will in the run-up to Captain Marvel.  Just don’t spoil anything!

I just saw Ghost on their theater tour, before they go on their Arena tour opening up for Metallica.  Holy shit, what a fantastic show.  There’s costume changes, epic music, an intermission.  I saw them in a 1400 person theater here in San Diego.  Blew me away.  Definitely the best show I’ve seen in 2018.

More like Workin’ Six to Midnight, am I right?!

No Wheeler Walker Jr. on this list?!  If songs like “Save Some Titty Milk For Me”, “I Sucked Another Dick Last Night”, or “Anal & The Dishes” can’t get him some recognition, I don’t know what will!

A very good friend of mine and his wife (white couple) recently adopted a 2 year old black girl who ended up with them in foster care. The wife’s family (rural Wisconsin born and bred) are thrilled that this little black girl now has white parents, but were still disappointed that they didn’t find a white kid to take…

There’s no way the XFL makes it more than a year right? I mean MAYBE the first few weeks of the season, people check it out in a kind of train-wreck sort of mentality, can’t look away you know. But still, this can’t make it can it?  

You’re right, that is rude and I will never do that. I’m more talking about the people who are the sink or at least a good distance away from me. I would argue that a 1 urinal buffer-zone is enough as well, but hey that’s another debate entirely I’m sure.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is judge me for farting at the urinal.  It’s the fucking bathroom.  I will fart in there if I want.  It’s better than unleashing hell on my cube-mates.

My girlfriend in college spent a summer interning for Harry Reid back in the early 2000's. She had to work at a retail store while living with her parents AND spending an ungodly amount of time on the phone and answering e-mails for Senator Reid. She also ended up cheating on me with her manager at the retail store.…

Holy shit.  I played Stop Thief for the first time with my in-laws last year.  What an insane game, and it was the original copy, original box, all the pieces.  My wife will flip knowing there’s an updated version.

Ever seen a pelican swallow a seagull?  That’ll fuck a person up.

I was just telling some friends that I don’t really care who makes it for the NFC (it’ll be the Saints, and I’m a Vikings fan so that sucks on several levels for me to admit but the Vikings won’t make it that far), and the scenario you just described is my goddamn nightmare. I cannot bear another Patriots vs. whoever…

I respect that. I recently hit Ft. Worth for a bachelor party and loved it. I actually live in San Diego, CA now after 15ish years in the Midwest. I can see how Austin is inundated with people who hate SoCal’s high cost of living, but now they are driving it up in Austin. The tech boom hasn’t helped either. It’s a…

This is correct.  Any holiday resulting in a nice 3-day weekend gets bumped closer to the top of the list.

I’ve pared down the list:

I think Austin is the only draw. Even then some people would say only if you have the money to go enjoy SXSW or Austin City Limits. I was born in Texas and moved away young, but I always loved going back to visit friends in Austin. I know a lot of people who have relocated there over the years too.  That city is a…

Yeah when I feel a sneeze coming on I purposely look at a bright light to help it along, otherwise I’ll most likely lose it.

Can we start legitimately persecuting Christians?  I mean they seem to think they are constantly under attack anyway, we might as well make it factually accurate when they go around bleating about it.  I think repealing the tax breaks for religious organizations would be a great start.

I would agree with you and Dan Snyder is hot garbage but I think the edge goes to Mark Davis this year because he’s grindin’ with Gruden now.  They bilked Vegas and hired that asshole for 10 years (he won’t last 10 years).  Mark Davis gets my vote.